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End Demotivational Poster


SO YOU CHOSE THE BAD BOY - over the nice guy? How'd that work out for ya?


TAGS: boyfriend girlfriend
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by vilnius

BoneCD - October 4, 2012, 6:51 pm
32 years and my wife is fine with it
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:57 pm
"He'll sell your heart on St. Mark's place in glossy envelopes, He'll cut it with a pig's heart and burn the chumps and dopes He's a bad boy...
Ragnar - August 2, 2012, 12:29 am
scored !!! next woman that think she can change me in 3,2...
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:15 pm
they always do
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:14 pm
they always do


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”


TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm
Heh, Gingercat.


WIPES A TEAR AWAY -


TAGS: fairy tale happy ending
Rating: 4.91/5

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TheOne - May 25, 2011, 7:01 pm
Says the man who I think to believe has his own personal messages.


EVENING COMMUTE - No, This is not going to end well....


TAGS: batman darth vader end well
Rating: 4.71/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:24 am
(SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEK!) NNOT ONE OF US!!!
steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 12:35 pm
Cool. Darth Vader is my favorite villain in the Star Trek universe.
trek - March 5, 2013, 11:04 am
Use the Force, Anakin. Use the Force


DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




FRIENDS -


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm
To true! 5L


GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!


TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


The Last Chief -


TAGS: legend
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - May 24, 2015, 3:45 am
Thanks for sharing Chief Crow's story, Empire! Brave warriors from all walks of live should their stories told to honor them and inspire us and future generations! 5L


BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.


TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

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Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: the light at the end of a tunnel pessimism murphys law pzy
Rating: 4.43/5

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Sho - November 1, 2010, 12:21 pm
Lol i did something similiar, but this one is beautiful :'D
angelous - October 25, 2010, 6:44 pm
nice stuff


MAN'S BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: loyal dog man s best friend
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Brent4Christ

Kakashi09 - June 27, 2011, 1:48 am
Wilfred on FX is a pretty good show
Brent4Christ - June 24, 2011, 8:02 pm
That show looks stupid. I actually got the quote from "Marley & Me."
the1stCOMMI3 - June 23, 2011, 2:43 pm
this poster makes me want to see the new FX series "Wilfred" even more


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


MY FRIEND SAID HIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE - So I proved him wrong


TAGS: fire friend day bad
Rating: 4.67/5

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- June 10, 2012, 6:18 pm
Haha Thank5 for the chuckle
SteveFurlong - June 10, 2012, 9:02 am
For years when I've had a bad day I've used the catch-phrase, Well, at least I didn't catch myself on fire. Then one day I accidentally caught myself on fire. 5L for a good poster and bringing up demotivational memories.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:46 pm
I told 5omething similar to customers with the same intent. Those who complain that the store has only 11 champagne glasses with particular etching and not a dozen.


TRUE FRIEND -


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gas

spacedog - July 27, 2011, 11:15 pm
Awe5ome.
gas - July 27, 2011, 5:49 pm
thanks :p
Verdeckt - July 27, 2011, 5:42 pm
5weet


TRUE TO LIFE -


TAGS: independence loner cats life
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:24 am
My first that really struck a chord with me 5L of the day. So insightful! Oh love your avatar. Angels...love em'.
motinet - August 21, 2012, 8:07 am

amsome!
mariand - August 21, 2012, 7:50 am
good one LA...
caveman - August 21, 2012, 7:23 am
d*** i've missed you


DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!


TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by fineline

Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bull**** tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm
And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". d***, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am
Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am
112-19-357?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
Pffffffffffffft.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
36-24-36?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am
He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an a*** sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.


ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


HOW MUCH WOOD -


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Timmy-chuck..
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm
cheers!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
*cheers*
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm
LMAO!!!! What a p***!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:36 pm
Very good! I bet you're the envy of all the other kids around the See N Say! But that wouldn't work with the caption, would it? A little imagination and sense of humor works wonders, timmy.
fasteddie - September 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
that's a beaver....


BEST MATES -


TAGS: only for a good friend
Rating: 4.71/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 7:29 pm
A wood chipper and a river work better.
greenejc - June 7, 2013, 4:07 am
A really best friend has land and a backhoe.


TIME WARP -


TAGS: rocky horror time warp calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:19 pm
But it's the pelvic thru-uust that really drives you insaaaaane! Yes, a toast to absent friends.
Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:11 am
perfect wording with just the right ph**o...5L from this warped wierdo!
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:25 am
How on earth did that happen?


FOR THE BENEFIT OF OTHERS -


TAGS: labor day calendar
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:48 pm
And the 18% are the children of people like I just described. No one gets from poor to wealthy without working hard; it's just a matter of what you work hard AT.
Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:46 pm
Most wealthy people (excluding the 18% or so who inherited their money) worked their bloody a**ES off to build up a business that could eventually not only run, but grow and expand without their active participation. I would call that working smart.
OliviaLaRosa - May 4, 2012, 2:29 pm
RonE, I politely disagree. Most wealthy people live on capital gains. They do not work. No one works harder than a working parent, on call 24-7 for 20 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 6, 2011, 12:36 am
It takes a presence of a mind to manage the body. Take away the mind and your average workers are just a bunch of ordinary people with tools
mariand - September 5, 2011, 3:15 pm
those wealthy without laborers, are wealthy only on paper...5L
rerun - September 5, 2011, 2:12 pm

Mentally harder maybe, not physically.
RonE - September 5, 2011, 12:45 pm
Misconception. Most wealthy work harder than your laborer. That... is how they get wealthy.
TheLeprechaun - September 5, 2011, 10:43 am
5...I'll drink to that.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 6:44 am
One for the worker5!


ANYBODY CAN TELL YOU - that which you WANT to hear, even if it's a lie. A True Friend tells you what you NEED to hear, even if you didn't want to hear it.


TAGS: blacknwhite calender true friends
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 5:55 pm

lol..love the caption DonQ. fan...if you have the raw pic...may i use it over at my site plz. and DonQ...use tyhat caption as a snipe there.
DonQ - May 24, 2012, 3:45 pm
I know it was you Freddo, you broke my heart.
GaryO - May 24, 2012, 1:20 pm
Perfect words for the pic, Campy. The little listener is just soakin’ it all in. MY-T-Fine one here..easy 5L
Reality Lord - May 24, 2012, 12:50 pm

love it. can i ask you drop the raw pic into peoplesniper.com
mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:38 am
very true...


THE END OF WWII - not as complicated as we thought


TAGS: end of wwii
Rating: 4.64/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 9:30 pm
dude, I'm just seeing this one now, I've been laughing my a** off like for 10 mn straight, it is the best poster I've seen so far on MF, hats off
yee357 - October 27, 2011, 6:42 pm
yep yep! "I like IKE!"- maoworks2
yee357 - October 27, 2011, 6:41 pm
"dont be g** gimmie nuculer secrets..." lol, Stalin got left out and Tojo got bombed. What do you think Ike? "Amsome!" Can I use this next time I have to explain WWII to my sis? Seriously, it make it a whole lot easier to understand...
NumberXIII - October 26, 2011, 1:05 pm
Aww crap, I lost the game...
Airman - October 26, 2011, 11:39 am
pretty catchy. Maybe that could be used for something someday.. lol
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:38 am
I like IKE I made that up


TRUE FRIENDS -




TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




BEHOLD THE MAN -


TAGS: defender freedom father honour love
Rating: 4.68/5

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bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am
This is deep RL... very well 5aid


CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.




BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

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Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


WEEKENDS - They're pretty much the same everywhere !


TAGS: weekends
Rating: 4.05/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:04 am
Think of the evil that was done to get this picture. lol They poisoned and dog and then THREW it in a toilet. 5/5


A MAN'S BEST FRIEND -




YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND - "ex" isn't in her vocabulary




MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Just not yours.




FUNNY FAKTS -


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 14th house
Rating: 4.26/5

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zoomer296 - February 7, 2013, 9:58 pm
I'm not crazy! I'm crazy!
rudeboy308 - September 17, 2011, 9:57 pm
I'm a lefty, and you have no idea how long it took me to chew through the straps on the straitjacket. Oh, crap! Gotta go! They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
justme - September 15, 2011, 8:31 am
hey I'm a leftie, I just haven't been caught yet :P


SOLITUDE -


TAGS: solitude hate people bukowski calendar
Rating: 4.96/5

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Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 12:30 pm
There goes Megaton.
maoworks2 - May 9, 2012, 6:52 am
THat's A Great One.
holymoly - May 8, 2012, 5:57 pm
Nice... That A bomb in the backgroud should take care of that...


FEAR OF SPIDERS -


TAGS: calendar spiders gone
Rating: 4.87/5

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Greeny - August 4, 2011, 6:54 am
lol


FORTUNE -


TAGS: bad luck calendar
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sho - April 14, 2012, 6:10 pm
Poor little fellow


TORTURE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND? - what good father wouldn't


TAGS: vadar torturing leia s boyfriend
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 4:52 pm
That's what happens when the boyfriend hangs out with a band of rebels, guilty by a**ociation.
jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:14 pm
I told you to have her home before ten else I would stick you in carbonite
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 8:58 pm
Nice


NEUTERING - The practical alternative to inbreeding.




2AM DICTION -


TAGS: june calendar challenge
Rating: 4.95/5

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Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 10:56 pm
Indeed, 5L. x
Azzameen85 - June 15, 2011, 11:16 am
Don't care at about the grammar. The point got through. 5L
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:44 am
sooo i hate to be the grammar Nazi but you missed out a to in between hate and be. If you going to correct someone else's sentence structure at least check your own.
corneredbadger - June 14, 2011, 11:37 pm
sooo i hate be the grammar Nazi but it should be either "mom started" or "mom was starting". because now that ive seen that it is bothering the hell out of me
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:07 pm
Ha! Well done.
CaptainBaked - June 14, 2011, 2:38 am
HAHA! Nice...


ZOMBIE ENDINGS -


TAGS: snow white zombie alternate ending
Rating: 4.51/5

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Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 1:07 pm

...ummm....i need to make a poster about THAT!!!
Morilina - February 22, 2012, 12:33 pm
Is it wrong that this slightly might turn me on?
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:30 am

sell...nah...i found his disney p*** site is all. :)
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:50 am
WTF RL! Did Culos sell you the license to that Disney font?
gas - February 19, 2012, 2:45 pm
to me it really reminds me of the twisted snow white from Geralt of Rivia's saga. 5 rotten apples :D
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:53 pm
Reminds me of the Crites from the movie series Critters


HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...


TAGS: holy crap end times mickey
Rating: 4.22/5

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sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am
FUNNY AS S**T, BUDOG
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm
I say it's a good start :)


IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -




MUSIC - It provides us with strength when we are weak. When we are sad it gives us joy. It is truely the one friend that will never abandon us.


TAGS: music sad friend joy
Rating: 4.17/5

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Cloudchaser - June 2, 2011, 1:26 am
It's like a a doctor that makes you feel like you want to
rerun - June 1, 2011, 5:37 pm

Post to motitwist


SHE IS A BEAUTY -


TAGS: june calendar pretense youth
Rating: 4.88/5

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fascistfrenchman - August 23, 2014, 3:51 pm
So that's how the huntsman got away with not killing Snow White.
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:56 pm
I should say i have daughters who are proudly 5th generation b1tches :) Sure, they look adorable, but they turn REAL quick.
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:54 pm
I like to think she's the girl in question (ie, heart owner). The other, far darker, option is she's the next victim... I went with the first interpretation
isus - June 14, 2011, 1:41 pm
can any1 pls explain wtf am I not getting about this picture? i don't understand what is so nice on pic. tnx
Sho - June 7, 2011, 10:23 pm
Holy sh*t
spacedog - June 7, 2011, 9:28 pm
I like it Greeny. 5L
crankyhead - June 7, 2011, 8:20 pm
5pectacular
Bandit5906 - June 7, 2011, 7:52 pm
Speechless! TMP
Reality Lord - June 7, 2011, 7:23 pm

yummy...and very cool
440wakeup - June 7, 2011, 6:28 pm
not cool bro
MilDoc - June 7, 2011, 9:30 am
Very nice!
Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:01 am
Awesome.. Fav'd


THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...




F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....




I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...


TAGS: offended opinion here other ones
Rating: 3.92/5

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maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:10 am
Point Made!
Budog - February 11, 2012, 12:22 am
Crap! I definitely missed that one... 8/
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:49 pm
'Hear' = 2


TIS THE PRIVILEGE OF FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: friendship big lebowski nonsense
Rating: 3.77/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:28 pm
Isn't that the guy from Day Of The Dead? I love that movie!
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:39 pm
Nihilists!
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 4:40 pm
That rug really tied the room together. 5 Caucasians for you.


STARFOX COFFEE - Because even those sick perverted furries need coffee.




WILL IT BLEND? - That is the question!




BEGINNINGS - Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.


TAGS: love lonely beginnings ends
Rating: 4.86/5

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schwa - December 24, 2011, 10:59 pm
awesome, truly awesome


GOOD FRIENDS - Don't let you do stupid stuff, alone ...


TAGS: good friends stupid stuff alone
Rating: 4.45/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:48 pm
When I saw the woman's glare, I laughed so hard that Coca Cola came out of my nose!


CONSULTANT -


TAGS: calendar i don t work here
Rating: 4.58/5

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Linda111 - August 22, 2011, 3:25 am
Thanks for the great article here at your website. I know it will help me and many others. Pandora Jewelry
mariand - August 21, 2011, 12:17 pm
true 5tory


I LOVE MY COMPUTER - All my friends live in it.




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: calendar friendly home fire
Rating: 4.96/5

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Coombsy007 - August 16, 2011, 2:50 pm
Nice! 5L


LIFE - Don't take life too seriously You won't get out alive anyway




PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

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Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:50 am
What I see is respect that transcends disability or infirmity.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


BAD VS GOOD -


TAGS: worse indifference malice calendar mariand
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - January 19, 2013, 9:37 am
Bam! 5L
Rudedog - January 18, 2013, 10:49 pm
So true


FISH BOWL -


TAGS: calendar cat dinner brown trout
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2011, 8:28 pm
Am5ome
tellitlikeitis - July 30, 2011, 5:23 pm
Cute.


BEEP BEEP EM EFFER -




KITTEN SAVER -


TAGS: kitten like blender funny
Rating: 4.83/5

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CloudchaserS - May 7, 2012, 9:54 am
I absolutely adore kittens and I still think this is amusing *tailwags*


FRIEND ZONE - The crushing loneliness of knowing the one you care the most for is unattainable.




INSANITY -


TAGS: insane calendar topic crazy monkey
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - March 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Oh, Geez, carebear, ‘don’t tell the pancakes’... I gotta share that in my planning meeting today. Can’t stop LOLing……….
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:38 am
So I'm the only one this makes complete sense to . . .
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 am
LOL² Posters like this is the reason I love this place so. Another (cave) creation for the archives
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 6:09 am
lol


HAPPY EASTER - FROM THE EASTER TROOPER.




THE FRIEND ZONE - By the time you prove you're everything she's looking for you will already be in it.


TAGS: friend zone single fail
Rating: 4.18/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 3:59 pm
Why do people think they Friend Zone and Romance Zone are exclusive. People should realize that the best lover is a friend and the best friend is a lover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvjjm_GnMg
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:19 am
Sometimes, it's better to have had someone in the friend zone than to have hurt him because you were so messed up you know you would have... xx
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:18 am
That's teenage stuff... Life goes on, everybody learns, clarify what they look for... And then you resent her/him for having you in the friend zone for a bit? Too bad...
ponderous - April 9, 2012, 5:32 pm
Always
WellThatSucked - April 9, 2012, 4:08 pm
You too?


THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.


TAGS: 2nd amendment christmas guns kids tree
Rating: 2.97/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:08 am
ALL AIRSOFT WTF... Or at LEAST the AK is... I'm sure the others are too because of that, though. The barrel is WAY too small and the grips and receiver are off... d***it, I love guns too much...
Hector - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
I support the right to arm bears. Cubbybears that is...
Bob from Toronto - November 24, 2008, 2:52 pm
Off the triggers fingers should be.
shtoink - November 4, 2008, 8:36 am
lucky d*** family! i wish ihad the gun the girl on the right has


BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild ***y tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


Request -


TAGS: calendar get used to disappointment
Rating: 4.85/5

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mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:12 pm
Okay! Party's on! 5LOL lions!
concern3 - May 18, 2015, 12:08 pm
excellent a 5er
Reality Lord - May 18, 2015, 7:21 am

LOL5


THE JACKET OF MAN -




THE FRIEND ZONE - Sometimes it beats the one-eyed mutant freaks you might have had.


TAGS: inc*** saving thankyou friend zone
Rating: 3.9/5

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MidgetBunny - April 9, 2012, 5:54 pm
This is high-larious :D


IN THE END - There doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.95/5

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jonny5 - February 4, 2013, 1:16 pm
The tiger wants to 'understand' how good you'd taste with ketchup.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER. - Michael Corleone




PROTESTING - Make sure you pick the right cause.




YO JUDAS, YOU IN THERE BRO - I want you to say hello to my little friends ...


TAGS: jesus judus hello little friends
Rating: 3.71/5

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RonE - March 5, 2012, 5:25 am
Freaking awesome!


Loyalty -


TAGS: love friendship family loyalty protection
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - August 11, 2016, 10:25 am
Thank you.
maoworks2 - July 26, 2016, 1:17 pm
You Got That Right !


NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW -


TAGS: fake girlfriend lonely loser fail
Rating: 3.76/5

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djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:35 am
LOL! And far less expensive than a real woman, ESPECIALLY if you get divorced. ;P
Arvantillian - February 1, 2012, 10:27 am
hahaha 4L shoulda thought of that before i got married...lol


ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind


BIRTHDAYS -


TAGS: birthday calendar death good evil
Rating: 4.33/5

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mariand - November 14, 2011, 7:23 am
I try to be a realist... every day it's a Bday!!!


EVEN SLENDERMAN - Has more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart.


TAGS: slenderman expressions kristen stewart
Rating: 4.25/5

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TheSanityInspector - December 12, 2011, 1:53 pm
Funny! And I don't even know who Slenderman or Kristen Stewart are!


MOVE LIKE JAGGER -


TAGS: calendar dance move jagger mariand
Rating: 3.93/5

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mariand - November 19, 2012, 4:45 am
hey twill... this pic is unretouched, is just the way I found it...as about the poster, it's 100% original and from my point of view, much more funny that the other one you've mentioned.
twill1962 - November 17, 2012, 8:28 pm
See poster 160191 for an unretouched version.


YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? - I tolerated it when you brought home a baby. That bird, I’ll get that bird, mark my words. Now you want to get a dog?




BEST FRIENDS - They ALWAYS have your back




FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: i don t remember most of my friends
Rating: 3.47/5

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P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 1:21 pm
This happened to me once only the swing was a go-kart and the ground was a baseball bat
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 11:03 pm
Canadian gold.


MOMMY'S IMAGINARY FRIENDS - Are all on something called facebook




SUCCESS -


TAGS: hang this at work calendar
Rating: 4.93/5

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ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:58 pm
5L for the Aussie!!
sidestep22 - November 15, 2012, 4:30 pm
Wow.. Excellent! Truly demotivational. Now where did I leave my noose?
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:13 am
dam....back to the drawing board....thanks...5L my dears ;)


CRAZY CHALLENGE -


TAGS: crazy challenge ex girlfriend girlfriend never
Rating: 4.61/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:13 pm
Crazy maybe, there's too much frilly stuff in that pic to be healthy, but at least she has good taste in firearms.
Kstoker - December 7, 2012, 12:07 pm
Words to live by, nice one
MissPriss - December 4, 2012, 11:56 am
Some reason I really think M0rd3kaI should have this hanging somewhere in his bedroom teehee.
PapaFox - December 4, 2012, 7:22 am
:-D


WOMAN WISDOM - How to get rid of your husband on week ends.


TAGS: woman man fish fishing week end
Rating: 4.47/5

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thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:48 pm
sorry just wanted to tell people to be nice, too :)
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:44 am
…and steve, check out suzie’s last poster (back in Feb)….rather ironic
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:36 am
thesun seems a tad bot-like…several fractured, non-beating heart (I have no brain) comments like this in a row…..admin? the hammer please
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 11:02 pm
Then again...you may prefer posters on Motitwist...they are positive messages...this site is called demotivational for a reason...and telling 70000 posters to be nice and wholesome will be time consuming for you...or you could TiVO Seventh Heaven...
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 10:32 pm
Remember that Simpson's episode where the Native American Indian is told not to turn around when he's sees a tossed bit of litter? But he ignores the advice and ends up going ballistic? My advice...don't turn around...
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
please let's be respectful of and to God :) and nice :)


JUST THINK -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 just think
Rating: 4.78/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:47 am
LOL! So true. I can't complain. I take the bus.


PLAY FIRST PAY LATER -


TAGS: temptation calendar itchy bald beaver
Rating: 4.75/5

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ughomer - April 30, 2012, 11:45 am
Leave it to Wally!!
GaryO - April 30, 2012, 11:15 am
Izzat Jerry Mathers??


JUST FRIENDS -


TAGS: friend hurt dream smile
Rating: 4.61/5

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mariand - September 29, 2011, 4:20 am
nice...


FRIENDSHIP - It doesn't matter if your black, white or an entirely different species.


TAGS: dogs cats friend
Rating: 4.59/5

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Knightshade - July 29, 2010, 5:00 am
MJ would be proud...
Cubbybear - July 28, 2010, 11:44 pm
Like a popsicle !
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 11:43 pm
I think he's tasting that feline.


TELEPORTATION - The possibilities are endless! (just for your cat)




GENDO POSE - Attracts catgirl maids.




Seriously - 3 -


TAGS: seriously calendar owl bird
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 23, 2016, 4:21 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - February 23, 2016, 3:23 am
Great picture, funny a 5er
JesusWept - February 22, 2016, 7:05 pm
A lost cause hehe.
MissPriss - February 22, 2016, 7:00 pm
Nope but they're trying really hard to make one up...teehee.


SILENCE -


TAGS: calendar mixed blessings freedom torture
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
Who needs a women to cook and clean for them? I cook better than any woman and I clean better. Women are obsolete!
Ascetic - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm
A high rolling h***er every night would have been cheaper than a divorce for Tiger Woods and others.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:02 pm
Right you are, Airman. As my daddy should have told me, "None of it's free; and the kind you pay for is the cheapest."
Airman - August 10, 2011, 12:24 pm
tip the h***er generously. still cheaper in the long run


CAMOUFLAGE -




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